All is well.

Despite the title of his page, all is not well. Things have gone seriously astray and, as per usual, yours truly has been left with his hand in the beaver. To cut a long story short our new bass player, or bassist as they prefer it these days, has gone and tugged his banjo string out of place. There was I holding an ice-pack on his nethers whilst two student nurses from the Southern hemisphere attempted to prod it back in. Not a pretty site. Rest assured, he didn't get his wages for this afternoon. To see a man of that size (he's nearly 5' 10"!!!) in pain is a horrifying site and not one that I would wish on my closest enemy or my worst friend. If you would like to see it, however, it is available on my premium rate site www.dannystragicconsequences.com. How'd he do it? Well, for just £14.99 a month you can find out for yourself.