Jesus Christ!

Where the hell do I start? it was a bloody disaster! Start to effing finish! I'm so angry. SO ANGRY! No more Mr Nice-Guy. Much more Mr Nasty-Guy. let me just say right off the bat that The Turkish Lad in Sidcup is not a "first-class gig" as I was informed. It isn't - it's a s-hole of the highest order! The acoustics are appaling, the audience were dreadful (and I thank the Lord that there were so few of them) and the frost on the stage kept making me slip over. i'm too angry to say any more for now but rest assured my lawyer will be in contact.